How to treat me

 

Arranging it

I enjoy teasing, seducing, being seduced and everything that follows, but as you will appreciate, it takes time. So if it's a quick release in your lunch break that you're looking for, then seek elsewhere.

Before

I absolutely must mention a good shave. No part of my body needs extra exfoliation. You are kindly allowed to keep your moustache or beard.

During

I will count the money in front of you - not to embarrass you but to avoid embarrassing situations which may arise if I do it when you can't see.

I will leave if at any point I feel that my company, time or effort is not appreciated or respected. The same will happen if you try to compromise my safety or integrity.

Getting intimate

Not meaning to insult your intelligence, I'd like to stress that the only thing you get from me without wearing a condom is a view of breathtaking beauty.

Your satisfaction is what I'm striving for, but mine is of equal importance. No, you didn't misread it. I do expect an orgasm in return. It's not too hard a job and I am always there to help so realistically speaking you'd have to go out of your way to fail this mission. However, if you can't be bothered to pleasure the woman you're having sex with - please don't bother getting in touch with me either.

Drinking

I do not consume alcohol, but a glass of sparkling water is always great. You're very welcome to have a drink of your choice either before our date or during it.

Smoking

I do not smoke and I do not appreciate people smoking in my presence. I don't mind kissing a smoker as long as you've done your best to conceal this shameful habit.

After

If you want to drop me an e-mail or send a sweet little message to say thank you, you are very welcome to do so.