Ps and Qs

 

Arranging it

The absolute minimum notice for a booking is 2 hours. Outcalls are easier to arrange for me and occasionally I might be ready sooner, but it's an exception rather than a rule. In short, if you want it fast rather than well prepared, than I'm not the right choice for you.

When calling please show your number. If I didn't answer your call, please leave a voicemail - if you don't, I will never know if you're expecting me to get back to you or not. Be prepared to discuss the details: I will want to know what you expect from our time together. This is also a good time to tell me if you'd like to see me in a particular outfit (please note that I do not do uniforms/ miniskirts/ thigh-high boots/ latex/ leather, etc).

If, for whatever reason, you have to cancel our date, please let me know as soon as you can.

Before

I absolutely must mention a good shave. No part of my body needs extra exfoliation. You are kindly allowed to keep your moustache/ beard though, I would never demand a sacrifice like that.

During

I will count the money in front of you - not to embarrass you but to avoid embarrassing situations which may arise if I do it when you can't see.

I do enjoy being seduced and everything that follows, but as you will appreciate, it takes time. Besides, I like it when things are slow and smooth. So if it's a quick release in your lunch break that you're looking for, then seek elsewhere.

I'm sorry if this insults your intelligence but I have to stress it that the only thing you get from me without wearing a condom is a great view.

Your satisfaction is what I'm striving for, but my integrity is of equal importance. I will leave if at any time if I feel that my company/ time/ effort is not appreciated or respected.

Drinks

There is usually a choice of soft drinks at the incall flat. If you would like something stronger, feel free to bring it along or let me know exactly what you would like to see: I don't drink and have no clue how to choose alcohol.

In case of visiting you at your place/ hotel room, please don't bother with a bottle if it's for me only. A glass of sparkling water is usually enough.

Smoking

I do not smoke and I do not appreciate people smoking in my presence, sorry. My mucous membranes seem to hate smoking violently: my lips start itching and I find it painful to breathe. I don't mind kissing a smoker as long as you've done your best to conceal this shameful habit.

After

If you want to drop me an e-mail or send a sweet little message to say thank you - you are very welcome to do so.