How to bribe me

 

I have to admit it, flattery takes you a long way with me, but please remember that redistribution of wealth is also on my agenda. So you are kindly asked to donate to my All Things Nice Fund.

60mins - £200
90mins - £280
120mins - £350
Up to 2 hrs of social time (lunch, dinner, cinema, etc.) - £100

Also, please keep it in mind that I'm the type of woman to be driven around rather than the one at the wheel and will therefore take a cab if you'd like me to visit you - please add 30 pounds to my fee to keep Edinburgh cabbies happy (as I don't pay in kind).

Sorry, but I do not work overnight as my sleep is essential for my good mood and good looks.