There is a gentleman who comes on the same day of the week, same time, for a couple of hours every other week. Men who come for longer than an hour are usually those for whom the talking part is just as important as the action. So we do a lot of it.
He’s adorably old-fashioned: compliments, kisses on the wrist. We have a lot in common. We share the same likes and a similar view on things. We’re both affected by CDO (obsessive-compulsive disorder, but I always thought that for this condition the letters should be in alphabetical order). Even our adoration for my body is comparable. Well, in him it’s more of reverence. Just today we discussed the kneeling “at the alpha and the omega” (if you know the song – yes, he agrees that this might be the most blasphemous song out there – you understand) and that’s exactly the attitude that wins my heart, so I’m nice in return.
He said he was surprised at how well we were getting along. What did he expect? Oral sex helps you get along with virtually anyone.